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📡 Dial-Up Networking×

INTERNET COIN

$INTERNET

THE WHOLE INTERNET. ONE COIN. STILL LOADING!!!

GET THE CA

KSSSHHH-DONG!!!///99% IS A LIFESTYLE///BUY IT BEFORE THE PAGE FULLY LOADS///UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOREVER///BUFFER CAUGHT UP LOUD///DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE!!///BUFFERS AT 99% JUST TO KEEP YOU COMPANY A LITTLE LONGER///STILL WAITING FOR THAT ONE GEOCITIES PAGE TO FINISH LOADING/// KSSSHHH-DONG!!!///99% IS A LIFESTYLE///BUY IT BEFORE THE PAGE FULLY LOADS///UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOREVER///BUFFER CAUGHT UP LOUD///DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE!!///BUFFERS AT 99% JUST TO KEEP YOU COMPANY A LITTLE LONGER///STILL WAITING FOR THAT ONE GEOCITIES PAGE TO FINISH LOADING///

📝 README.TXT - Notepad×

HELLO SURFER!!! WELCOME 2 MY HOMEPAGE!!!

INTERNET COIN IS THE ENTIRE INTERNET COMPRESSED INTO ONE GLITCHING PIXEL COIN. THE DIAL-UP SCREECH. THE GEOCITIES CHAOS. THE MIDI THAT AUTOPLAYED. THE PROGRESS BAR THAT NEVER QUITE FINISHES.

ALL OF IT. ONE TICKER. $INTERNET.

THE PAGE IS NOT DONE AND NEITHER ARE WE. BUY IT BEFORE THE PAGE FULLY LOADS!!! (IT WON'T.)

— DIALTONE 📡 (and Buffer, eventually)

A pixel dial-up modem blinking its lights — BEEEE-DOOO-WEEE...

* MEET THE CAST!!! *

MEMBER PROFILE #1

DIALTONE

IS:: THE PIXEL EARTH. ANTENNA EARS. ALL OF THE RAINBOW.
SAYS:: KSSSHHH-DONG!!!
WHEN:: EVERY SINGLE TIME ANYTHING LOADS. ANYTHING.
CALM?: NEVER. NOT ONCE.

MEMBER PROFILE #2 (LOADING...)

BUFFER

IS:: A GLITCHY FLOPPY DISK. 1.44 MB OF PURE DELAY.
SAYS:: ...
WHEN:: ONE BEAT AFTER EVERYONE ELSE.
THEN:: WAIT WAIT WAIT I GOT IT NOW!!! KSSSHHH-DONG!!!

💾 $INTERNET Setup Wizard×

STEP 1 OF 3: GET A WALLET

INSTALL A BROWSER WALLET (THE FOX ONE, THE RABBIT ONE, ANY OF THEM). WRITE YOUR SEED PHRASE ON PAPER. NEVER TYPE IT INTO ANY WEBSITE. NOT EVEN THIS ONE. ESPECIALLY NOT A GEOCITIES PAGE.
STEP 2 OF 3: LOAD IT WITH ETH

PUT SOME ETH IN THAT WALLET. NOT THE RENT. KEEP A LITTLE EXTRA FOR GAS, THE INTERNET IS NOT FREE (IT USED TO BE BILLED BY THE HOUR, LOOK IT UP!!!).
STEP 3 OF 3: GRAB THE CA, SWAP

COPY THE $INTERNET CONTRACT ADDRESS FROM THE DOWNLOAD BOX BELOW. ALWAYS CHECK IT MATCHES. SWAP YOUR ETH FOR $INTERNET. HEAR THE SCREECH. KSSSHHH-DONG!!!

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INTERNET COIN

* MEET THE CAST!!! *

DIALTONE

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STEP 1 OF 3: GET A WALLET

STEP 2 OF 3: LOAD IT WITH ETH

STEP 3 OF 3: GRAB THE CA, SWAP